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SCP-6679 ^(?)

SCP-6679 is a movie called "A Very Girly Holiday Movie" that appears daily on three random streaming platforms. When women or people assigned female at birth watch it, they become convinced that their careers are meaningless and that true happiness comes from settling down in a rural area with a romantic partner, even compelling them to find one if they don't have one. The Foundation uses web crawlers to remove the movie and an amnestic agent to clear social media mentions, while keeping a copy for testing.

Are There Men on the Moon? ^(?)

The article "Are There Men on the Moon?" details an 11-page essay by Winston Churchill, originally published in 1942, discussing the possibility of extraterrestrial life. In this essay, Churchill explores the conditions necessary for life, such as liquid water and moderate temperatures, and applies these to planets within our solar system and beyond. He speculates that Mars and Venus could potentially harbor life, while ruling out stars and most outer planets due to extreme temperatures, and considers the Moon an "arid desert." Churchill also predicts the existence of exoplanets and anticipates future space travel, concluding with a strong belief in the probability of life and intelligence existing elsewhere in the vast universe.