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    Shane Hollander, a personal trainer in New York City, doesn't want to be set up on dates, and he definitely is tired of meeting men at Whole Foods. But with Rose Landry's wedding fast approaching, he needs a date, and he has no suitors in sight.

    One night, while he's trying to get home, an unfortunate incident leads to a hot mechanic named Ilya helping him push his car to Ilya's shop, where the unlikely pair strikes a deal: Shane will go to Ilya's family dinner as a stand-in date, and Ilya will attend Rose's wedding with Shane, allowing them both to avoid the frustration of trying to find dates.

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    Ilya Rozanov doesn't often get punched in the face on the ice, but when he does, Shane Hollander is there to take care of him and make sure he ices his face.

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    Tossing said bag over his shoulder, Ilya goes back into the bedroom and unceremoniously dumps the contents of the bag out and onto the bed, and grins as leather and lace tumbles onto their coffee-colored duvet. It’s a riot of color, from deep crimsons to hot pinks and classic blacks, and Ilya sorts through the different pieces of lingerie, admiring his collection as he looks for one outfit in particular.

    From the pile, Ilya pulls out a black lace thong with a matching garter belt and a balconette bra. He also grabs thigh high stockings, and smirks as he tugs off his sweats and boxer briefs, trading it in for the lingerie set.

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    Or, Ilya is ready and waiting for Shane to come home from an away game in sexy lingerie.

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    237
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    27
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    2,830
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    The weight of the truth of this birthday sits heavy over him, his own little storm cloud here to wreck his day.

    At thirty six, Ilya has officially outlived his mother. And that… that is a very hard pill to swallow. She is immortalized at thirty five, never to surpass it, and here he is, one year older, his heart still thrumming, blood still pumping – while she’s been gone for twenty three years.

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    OR, Ilya turns one year older than his mother was when she passed. He has feelings about it.

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    1/1
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    19
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    1,288
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    Ilya and his son Oliver wake up before Shane on a lazy Sunday morning. They decide to make Shane breakfast in bed.

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    3,339
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    A song starts, one Shane has definitely never heard before, and one spotlight illuminates the stage. A singular man with a large frame is revealed, and his body is shrouded in shadow, which piques Shane’s interest. His shoulders are broad and well-muscled, and he’s wearing a fucking toga, which Shane finds kind of hilarious. He lets out a high pitched giggle, and Rose elbows him as she sips her drink. He follows suit, taking a long pull of the vodka, because goddamn this man is downright godly. Shane can see each dip and depression, the shadows from the spotlight throwing him into stark contrast. His body is made of lean lines and bulging muscle, and Shane is already enthralled.

    As the song picks up the man’s chin tilts up, revealing hazel eyes and plush, pink lips. His jaw is stubbled but not bearded, and his light curls gleam in the light. Everything about him is fucking attractive, but Shane assumes if you put your body on display for money, you better look the part. Even with that in mind, Shane is vaguely aware of wanting to put his tongue all over this man’s glorious body.

    Ilya is a stripper living in LA who captures the attention of hockey player Shane Hollander. This is the story of their relationship.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    644
    Kudos:
    2,353
    Bookmarks:
    800
    Hits:
    72,081
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    Svetlana Vetrova started playing hockey because she watched the boys doing it and knew she could do it better.

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    Svetlana Vetrova is the star of Boston College's D1 Women's hockey league, and is now at the Olympics, her life-long dream. She didn't expect to get so distracted by a famous face as a news correspondent -- Rose Landry.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    10
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    467
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    Senator Shane Hollander just wants to spend a quiet weekend alone away from his wife and kids at his family's home in Cape Cod for Independence Day. And if it just so happens movie star and heartthrob Ilya Rozanov also happens to be there, he's definitely not going to complain.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    340
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    47
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    2,818
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    If Shane didn’t know better and believed in the existence of mermaids, he’d swear this man was the real deal. Each scale on his silicone tail is carefully painted, and looks to be hand sculpted. The webbing of each of the five fins on the suit is fine and delicate, floating through the water and creating an ethereal effect. The man has even used make up to blend the scales into his hips, making a seamless line between his silicone tail and his skin. He’s even gone so far as to attach what Shane has to assume are silicone gills to his ribs which also flutter in the manmade current of the tank as he laughs and twirls for the children, then swims up to the surface and breaks for air.

    Okay, maybe Shane has been standing here mesmerized. Whoops.

    OR, Shane is a marine biologist who works at the Ottawa Aquarium. Ilya is an aquarium mermaid, and Shane is absolutely mesmerized.

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    732
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    146
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    5,108
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    Shanehollanderhockeyplayer wants to send you a message.

    The notification pops up on Ilya's phone while he's laying on his couch, scrolling TikTok. It’s an Instagram DM, and when he taps on it, he’s asked if he wants to block or accept the message. The thing is, Ilya receives plenty of DMs from randos daily. As an up and coming actor whose breakout role in a queer hockey romance swept the internet by storm, his DMs have been flooded lately. But this one stands out because of the hockey player part.

    A hockey player in his DMs is just too good. It specifically being Shane Hollander, Canada’s golden boy, makes it even more delicious.

    OR, Ilya stars in a gay hockey rom com. Hockey player Shane slides into his DMs.

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    4,708
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    When Shane shows up at Ilya’s home in Ottawa late after a Montreal home game, it's quickly apparent to Ilya something is wrong. Shane isn't walking with a limp, but he's definitely favoring a side, and he winces when he moves, a slight thing, but Ilya sees the wrinkle in his brow and the way his lips pull down.

    To the untrained eye, it's nothing.

    To Ilya, who knows Shane arguably better than anyone, it's everything.

    OR, Shane gets injured during a game. Ilya demands to know who hurt his boyfriend.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    16,313
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    Everything is brightly Technicolor, and then it isn't.

    Ilya Rozanov is watching Shane Hollander streak ahead of him on the ice in the middle of a Metros versus Raiders game, and then Shane is being bulldozed into, collapsing onto the ice and –

    And all of the color in the world flickers, then stutters out. It’s like someone snapped their fingers and the soft oranges and bold reds, bright blues and fresh greens… all gone. Ilya blinks once, twice, takes inventory of what is going on. In the blink of an eye, it happened, and Ilya doesn’t understand –

    Until he does.
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    OR, Shane and Ilya are soulmates. Ilya finds out in the worst way possible.

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    258
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    17,773
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    Shane Hollander is surrounded by a small group of men wearing his jersey with his name on their backs, and Ilya Rozanov is definitely not jealous.

    He’s not jealous because the men are wearing Shane’s name and number, but more so his not jealousy is based upon the fact that these men are blatantly, obviously flirting with his husband. Right in front of him. Shane is even wearing his wedding band – he’d put it back on after the game tonight. Did they have no couth?

    OR, Ilya is jealous of men wearing Shane's jersey at the bar.

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    Comments:
    37
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    3,452
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    481
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    32,352
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    “Ok, so… first you gotta get on your knees –” And Shane proceeds to do so. Without thinking about his ‘do’s and ‘don’t’s list.

    Eyes wide in mild disbelief, Karine gets on her knees beside Shane.

    “Ok, now go onto your hands and knees, good,” Shane instructs, and they both do so together. Shane stops and removes his glasses, stuffing them back into their pocket, and as they go to their knees, the audience cheers. Weird. “Now, just slide your knees out, yeah, like that.” He slides his knees out, and Karine follows suit, a grimace on her face.

    OR, Shane goes onto a Late Night talk show. Inspired by Hudson Williams on Jimmy Fallon.

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    Comments:
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    1,252
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    9,555
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    Breathless, he grabs Anya’s reins and taps on Ilya’s thigh, causing the metal of his armor to ping as he seeks Ilya’s attention.

    “That knight, Colville, is Shane, the black Prince of Wales, and future king of England,” Harris says breathlessly, eyes wide with the surprise of his revelation he’s dropped.

    Ilya’s jaw clenches as he holds his helmet in one hand, grip loose on the reins with the other. A Prince. It’s not unheard of, but it’s asking for trouble – that he knows. If he injures the crown prince, it could cost him his head. It’s already a dangerous game, this one that he’s playing – pretending to be a knight, entering tournaments with forged patents of nobility, winning and winning and robbing the royals beneath their noses.

    OR A Knight's Tale AU.

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    “I fucking said ‘hands’ Rozanov! Are you going to stand there day dreaming or come and run this hot food, for fuck’s sake!”

    The words jolt Ilya out of his revere, and he scoffs in the direction of the expo window. It sits far enough back from the dining room that (hopefully) the guests didn’t hear that little outburst, but close enough to his bar that he (unfortunately) did hear it.

    “What a fucking asshole,” Ilya mumbles to Svetlana, the server picking up his gorgeous old fashioned from the bar and balancing it with two soda waters on her cocktail tray.
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    OR, Shane owns an upscale japanese restaurant in Ottawa. Ilya bartends there.

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    “Who’s got you blushing like that, Shane Hollander?”

    Shane’s gaze shoots up and his brain short-circuits, going completely blank with any good answer other than the truth – Ilya Rozanov makes me giggle like a lovesick fool. Shit.

    “Uhh, my mom?” Terrible answer. What the fuck, Hollander?

    “You’re a terrible liar, my friend,” Rose points out as she smirks and watches him carefully.

    OR, Shane comes clean about his relationship with Ilya to Rose Landry.

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    Collections:
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    Comments:
    51
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    2,533
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    302
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    15,807
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    This isn’t the first time Ilya has come to his mother’s tomb wishing she could talk back to him. All he wants is to hug her, to feel her warm and real beneath the tips of his fingers, to hear the soft cadence of her voice as she brushes his hair from his forehead and offers words of encouragement, the way she would when he was a little boy. He wants his mama, wants her there with him, wants her to hold his hand through this conversation, rather than speak it to a lifeless stone monument.

    “Hi, mama,” Ilya sighs the words out in Russian, and scrunches his eyes shut as he fights off the chill of the earth seeping into his bones. He clears his throat as a knot forms there, and then opens his eyes to check that there’s no one else nearby to overhear him.

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    OR, Ilya visits his mother's grave while in Moscow burying his father.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    32
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    2,399
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    When Ilya had asked about making the reservation, Shane had insisted it was fine, because why wouldn’t it be? They’ve been together for years, and now Shane can finally hold Ilya’s hand in public. He doesn’t have to think of some convoluted excuse if they get caught together, because the world knows now. They don’t have to keep lying and sneaking around. No more late night rendezvous, no more deleting selfies from their text threads, no more acting like Ilya’s just a friend. They can lay it all on the line now. They can be themselves, out and proud and…

    And that’s a lot. And Shane feels guilty about feeling that way. They’ve waited for this moment, planned for it, and now he’s going against all the habits he’s built, he’s ruffling the feathers of his life, going against the grain so to speak. He shouldn’t think anything of it – he’s sure Ilya doesn’t. But his brain won’t stop working overtime.

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    OR, Shane and Ilya go out publicly for the first time since being outed. Shane has a hard time with it.

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    Collections:
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    2,100
    Bookmarks:
    254
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    19,054
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    “Barrett is hot as fuck.”

    The words slur out from between Shane’s lips before he knows what to do with them. They just hover there between him and Harris, and both men blink at each other before Harris’ lips pull up in a cheeky grin and he nods sagely, knowingly, because of course he knows that his boyfriend is hot.

    Shane is an idiot.

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    OR, the one where Ilya, Shane, Troy and Harris have a foursome

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    1/1
    Comments:
    41
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    1,307
    Bookmarks:
    222
    Hits:
    17,079

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