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    <description>The excuse of the day.  Handy for tech support representatives.</description>
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      <description>the backbone slipped a disc</description>
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      <description>drive D: is out of paper</description>
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      <description>Barney</description>
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      <description>OSHA regulations</description>
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      <description>inconsistent standards</description>
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      <description>WebKit</description>
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      <description>the backbone slipped a disc</description>
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      <description>a squirrel got in the transformer</description>
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